Maybe it's time to quit professional programming all together and keep the fun part. tré (Icelandic for "tree") compiles some dialect of Lisp to C, JavaScript, PHP and bytecode (broken though). There're a couple of world novelties in it which'd need to get digged out again. It once was able to compile itself to JS, so you'd have a full–blown Lisp compiler in your browser. To be repaired one fine day…